dirty fkn moshaaasss!

[Marcus]

hi there


my name is marcus, as SHARPIE already knows, and i did the monstrous help she cant swim interview/diary. i like things such as -

- life
- living
- at the drive-in
- receiving free things
- fanzines
- toy animals
- blackpool rock
- buddyhead

and i dont like things such as -

- silly band names
- razorlight
- bullys
- ezines (hahahaha)
- easy mosh drop d hxc groups
- people who like to "get down in the pit!"
- chorley
- crusty punk fanzines
- dashboard confessional
- remix cds


if i've not irritated everybody yet...hiya.




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[DIRTYMIKE]

hello marcus, as a fellow help she cant swim fan, i love you.
but im quite concerned about hscs, as they got voted second best single in the nme or something like that, thats quite disgusting if you ask me, even though they are a great band im sure they will keep it real no matter how hyped they get.
im very sad.......and lonely.

[Druscilla]

hi marcus, how are you?

[Lins]

Hullo Mr Marcus

[EditorOllie]

Yo bitch.

If you hate e-zines, you can fuck off right out of here.

[DIRTYMIKE]

WHO'S LINS AND WHY HAVENT I BEEN INTRODUCED?
hey babes, im dirty mike here to keep you company and irritate the fuck out of you, but you will love it.

[Druscilla]

lins is great, behave mike, if you can that is