SHITMAT - Milton Keynes - April 8th

[madcowpate]

CRIPES!

SHITMAT
FAST LADY
NWODTLEM
FINK
THE DAWN CHORUS
MODUS VIVENDI
POWER TOOL POSSE

Right, so SHITMAT is on Planet Mu records and does mentalist gabbatronic punk rock hyper-sample early Prodigy-esque ragga-jungle rave music that samples everything but the kitchen sink, from "Eye Of The Tiger" to the "Rainbow" theme tune.

Then there's FAST LADY off V/Vm Test Records, who perform purple-hooded Yorkshire mullet cock-rock anthems in the vein of Saxon... only on laptops.

And then NWODTLEM from Brighton, who does mash-up sillystep buffoonery off cassette recorders...

And the DAWN CHORUS -- who are from Milton Keynes and play ribald, funky-punky blondcore...

And... it's too late for me to describe any more bands, but believe me, it's all good.

Anyway all this musical tomfoolery is kicking off next Friday (April 8th) at THE QUEEN VIC in Wolverton, a three-or-four-minute stroll from Wolverton train station.

April 8th, 7pm -- 1am,
£5 on the door...

Need more info? E-mail [e-mail] and I'll sort you right out.

Not now though, it's late and I'm knackered, so GOODNIGHT! But yes yes yes yes, COME ALONG!!!

Cheers,
Allan/MCP.

[ANEXstillcantbebotheredtologin]

this gig is highly reccomended.
not only is shitmat fucking amazing
but madcowpate - also know as allan, is like santa claus - with better clothes . and he comes all year round. and instead of presents , he putz on gigs like this.

una mi sensi , allan - u bitch

[ANEXstillcantbebotheredtologin]

this gig is highly reccomended.
not only is shitmat fucking amazing
but madcowpate - also know as allan, is like santa claus - with better clothes . and he comes all year round. and instead of presents , he putz on gigs like this.

unda mi sensi , allan - u bitch

[Terry]

haha

what have i done??!!!!!!

[AllanMCP]

Um, Terry I've no idea what you've done, but I suspect it was you who stole "The Leg Of Time".

No way Pedro, Santa Claus is way more "style press" than I'll ever be, what with his Jack White colour scheme and everything.

Oh, and yes - THE GIG!
Allan.

[DIRTYMIKE]

i love shitmat shitmats ace,

me and my friend did break dancing with him once.

[Terry]

I spose you could say that I helped merge the MK ''alternative'' scene with the dirty zine bedford alternative scene, thats my roll. haha.

Although its only advertising I guess.

[Sharpie]

One day, one day, we will merge. In bed.

[DIRTYMIKE]

bcak to that amazing gig in MK.
power tool posse are also incredible. absolute stormer of a gig.