Post by ANEXpete on Apr 6, 2005 20:46:17 GMT
i had to do this - i know its down right plagurism
BUT MYSPACE is an absolute goldmine!!!
and by goldmine i mean its full of idiots! and its hilarious
''yes but isnt it a slur on the working class cultures of the world , all these white middle class, post -rock loving teenagers, getting bored and surfing my space for chavs and wiggas , simply for their own amusement. we may aswell be back in the dark ages, where the rich and well off could hire lepers to fight for fun?'' - the guardian, 2005
shut up guardian with your liberal correspondance!
heres how to play the game its called
'' 5 in a row''
pick a complete loser / see if u can find another looser on their mates list - and then another on theirs , and then once u have 5 in a row - post here!
ENJOY
first off - www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=9762508&Mytoken=20050406130011 - his paragraph on the right justifying what some unkind people (probably gifted with a little more brain than he),might call him = is phenomenal.
nothing too out of the ordinary here EXCEPT - her my space name is 'MEET ME ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR' - and wel, *ahem* look at her picture. would u even go to meet her in a padded cell, behind 5 inches of shatter proff glass?
www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=54959&Mytoken=20050406131735
damn things where starting to look a bit ordinary- perhaps id be the first to fail at a game id invented
UNTIL:!!!!
SCORE another freak
www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=41736&Mytoken=20050406132127
TIA TEQUILA = apparently? is she in a band? is she a solo artist? is she improtant? to be hoenst i was too scared to properly look - plus her my space was filled with annoying photos of her looking like a slut, punctuated by 'witty' phrases like 'i wanna be in a herpies commercial' at any rate shes written loads about her philosophies on life and fuck off am i gonna take the time out to read that.
right after i was nearly traumatised by tia - i then found!!!! *drum roll please*
www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=14470&Mytoken=20050406133144
WHAT THE FUCK???
if this woman is such a deep and dark goth and is forbidden from anyone - how come she has all this time to sit down and massively customise her personal space ona dating website
i hope i never meet anyone like this in real life (also im not sure that it isnt jodie marsh , on second looks)
and one more
www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=15751&Mytoken=20050406133807
i dont need to comment - just look at her pic and read her massive rant
ok here are my fave extracts from it
MY DAUGHTER IS RAISED JUST FINE, I AM A CATHOLIC AS IS SHE, WHICH MEANS I RAISE HER WITH CATHOLIC MORALS... MY PICTURES ARE WHAT THEY ARE.. I DON'T SEE A NIPPLE, A PUSSY OR SHIT EVEN A BREAST IN EVERY PICTURE I AM CLOTHED.. I AM STARTING TO GET INTO MODELING AND FOR A PORTFOLIO YOU NEED A VARIETY OF PICTURES.. TO SHOW WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF, I DO NOT DO PORN NOR DO I HAVE ANY INTEREST IN EVER DOING PORN.. I RESPECT MYSELF ENOUGH TO NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT WOULD HAVE ME BEING ASHAMED OF MYSELF OR EVER ............
and it goes on ......
''
BUT MYSPACE is an absolute goldmine!!!
and by goldmine i mean its full of idiots! and its hilarious
''yes but isnt it a slur on the working class cultures of the world , all these white middle class, post -rock loving teenagers, getting bored and surfing my space for chavs and wiggas , simply for their own amusement. we may aswell be back in the dark ages, where the rich and well off could hire lepers to fight for fun?'' - the guardian, 2005
shut up guardian with your liberal correspondance!
heres how to play the game its called
'' 5 in a row''
pick a complete loser / see if u can find another looser on their mates list - and then another on theirs , and then once u have 5 in a row - post here!
ENJOY
first off - www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=9762508&Mytoken=20050406130011 - his paragraph on the right justifying what some unkind people (probably gifted with a little more brain than he),might call him = is phenomenal.
nothing too out of the ordinary here EXCEPT - her my space name is 'MEET ME ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR' - and wel, *ahem* look at her picture. would u even go to meet her in a padded cell, behind 5 inches of shatter proff glass?
www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=54959&Mytoken=20050406131735
damn things where starting to look a bit ordinary- perhaps id be the first to fail at a game id invented
UNTIL:!!!!
SCORE another freak
www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=41736&Mytoken=20050406132127
TIA TEQUILA = apparently? is she in a band? is she a solo artist? is she improtant? to be hoenst i was too scared to properly look - plus her my space was filled with annoying photos of her looking like a slut, punctuated by 'witty' phrases like 'i wanna be in a herpies commercial' at any rate shes written loads about her philosophies on life and fuck off am i gonna take the time out to read that.
right after i was nearly traumatised by tia - i then found!!!! *drum roll please*
www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=14470&Mytoken=20050406133144
WHAT THE FUCK???
if this woman is such a deep and dark goth and is forbidden from anyone - how come she has all this time to sit down and massively customise her personal space ona dating website
i hope i never meet anyone like this in real life (also im not sure that it isnt jodie marsh , on second looks)
and one more
www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=15751&Mytoken=20050406133807
i dont need to comment - just look at her pic and read her massive rant
ok here are my fave extracts from it
MY DAUGHTER IS RAISED JUST FINE, I AM A CATHOLIC AS IS SHE, WHICH MEANS I RAISE HER WITH CATHOLIC MORALS... MY PICTURES ARE WHAT THEY ARE.. I DON'T SEE A NIPPLE, A PUSSY OR SHIT EVEN A BREAST IN EVERY PICTURE I AM CLOTHED.. I AM STARTING TO GET INTO MODELING AND FOR A PORTFOLIO YOU NEED A VARIETY OF PICTURES.. TO SHOW WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF, I DO NOT DO PORN NOR DO I HAVE ANY INTEREST IN EVER DOING PORN.. I RESPECT MYSELF ENOUGH TO NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT WOULD HAVE ME BEING ASHAMED OF MYSELF OR EVER ............
and it goes on ......
''
